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/afd/ - the deanoning - in a world where no one can fucking stay anonymous... one man is... THE ANON
hey friends!!! here's the de- post for the anon post! there's still plenty of time to tag in if you'd like, time's just moving along and so should we!!
link your threads here so i can give you some shit, like dresses to increase bakugou's crossdressing complex.
you can also request shit if it's not too crazy ridiculous and i'll probably give you it. i got u fam

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link your threads here so i can give you some shit, like dresses to increase bakugou's crossdressing complex.
you can also request shit if it's not too crazy ridiculous and i'll probably give you it. i got u fam

this even was brought to you this week by [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED], sponsored by [REDACTED], please support our sponsors and please dear anonbase, consider donating to the /afd/ chan so that we can keep advertisements off the board, and remember: you keep us alive by being dead [WINK.GIF]
KATOU/SABER
→ Are you me?
→ Katou's list.
• double amnesia or some shit
→ Be somewhere I can find you after this.
• Doesn't trust the arbiters
• Don't condemn us because you're lonely.
• COMPLIMENTS: Kira and Setsuna's name placements and their first compliments.
• Saber wants to fuck.
• Ask him to literally eat a dick.
• I'm in love and I hate it! How do I make it stop?
• TRIAL REVELATIONS: If anyone ever calls me that fucking name, I'll punch their face in.
• NEEDS CHILL: ....Bakugou :)
• For some of us, it literally helps fuel our continued existence.
• Rude! No, that wasn't me!
• Fun fact! Even though the thought of getting rid of it is terrifying for unrelated reasons, I hate my face.
• Elaine is hot and way too good for most of the people here.
• You people have terrible taste.
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Isuzu / Rin
• I'm lonely.
• Elaine means well
• Perversely, I'm relieved I was punished in that game of sins.
Re: Isuzu / Rin
https://aforestdark-rp.dreamwidth.org/115994.html?thread=91681562#cmt91681562 - Zephyr
https://aforestdark-rp.dreamwidth.org/115994.html?thread=91680026#cmt91680026 - Kira
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Alex / Queen Anne's Lace
• TRIAL REVELATIONS: I Don't Want To Believe It.
• How do you cope with...?
• A list of everyone's crimes.
Re: Alex / Queen Anne's Lace
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started this but also called herself a nuissance
hobbies
Discriminatory Captcha
addendum - don't reply pls
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Nahri
double satan
difference between a nibble and a chomp
Confess it again
Just say it to my face!
I heard it was a marketing campaign
We should have them fight!
I'm the one feeling bad
Go ahead and hate him now
Mutual satisfaction
Were they cool crimes?
No
Hobbies
I hope I find out soon
Is it the corruption?
Don't pretend to be me
which is which?
when will judas deliver us
design a persona
You're just jealous
only the cool ones
higher prices
plastic
Is it your memories
What did you miss?
Truth
advice for newbies
Resentment
a rumor about arbiters
disease? war? stalkers?
Wouldn't mind vivisection
Relationship with team
Has it happened before?
Found the satan
Archer
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SAIHARA
• is charmed that someone would list him in 5 hottest at all, whoa.
• enjoys talking to robots
• does not trust arbiters
• is also not here for the alive thing, actually.
• [SPOILERS] thinks it's pretty impossible to tell reality from fiction.
• [SPOILERS] knows for sure he's dead. or as sure as he can be given reality problems.
• NEEDS CHILL: is. is 80H okay?
• loves some bad people, okay
• WANTS THE INTERNET ALWAYS?
• was faq-mentioning anon in dick-eating thread
• and also all-sex-is-a-trust-exercise-might-as-well-be-kinky anon
• COMPLIMENTS: did not actually leave one for breeze but still told her there was no deleting gonna happen
• COMPLIMENTS: aren't there like five archers
• COMPLIMENTS: listed Reigen, himself and Kaito. Left a comment for Reigen
• was a memer. specifically baby don't hurt me.
• is totally handling his existential dread.
• is extremely thirsty
• tell them no.
• started poly thread
• [SPOILERS] comforted by the thought that the person he was is fucking dead.
• loev aconite
• needs hobbies
• [SPOILERS] wishes he didn't know who he'll be when he loses his memories
• is not great at advice prolly
ok i think that's everything. fuck he was BUSY.
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Kira
Feeling irritable
Say it to my fucking face
Just got the bad news
Explaining kudzu
Let's hang out
How the fuck is cannibalism sexy?
Setsuna's compliment
Saber's thread + first compliment
My first attempt at dating didn't go so well
Relationship advice
Something's missing
Trust yourself
Dark looks pretty good
Relax?
Trust your friend
why shouldn't I follow old teammates
hobbies
I know who I'll be when I've lost everything
wants more deets on satan
the Morning Star bastard is me
a fellow double amnesiac?
ALEXIEL WHERE
Love is hormones and neurotransmitters, actually
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to the first comment to the post: calm down fam
TOP 5 HOTNESS THREAD:
her own list and ensuing total meltdown at 80H
who the FUCK PUT HER ON THE SAME LIST AS [GENERO ASPHODEL WHO MIGHT BE HER BROTHER]
accused someone of having a longhaired pretty girl type
named Midnight for potential biggest dick
named 80H for needs the most chill I will note that the "found her lol" comment wasn't Breeze but her other comments should be likely apparent
came back to the needs chill thread after arguing with 80H to namedrop herself
apologized to Rin for namedropping her I'm lonely comment in the chill thread
NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT THE TRIAL CRIMES AND IT'S DRIVING HER INSANE
COMPLIMENTS:
HXC GAP MOE
Echo
Arjuna
"whoa delete this" and calling out Zephyr under her own namedrop
Rin
Blank
SUPER♥CUTE
"real cute tbh" and "REAL cute" under Bakugou's
Saihara
Kaito
Zephyr
Giovanni
commented to Blank's dilemma about wanting to ask her out here and here
fine with her unrequited love
aren't there like 3 satans but not any of the ensuing replies
deal with existential dread by beating the shit out of each other
its an anon forum fam
being a coward is still being soft in a way
I TOO WANT HELP WITH MY POLY RELATIONSHIP wait no that was a joke bye
please punch a mirror in my honor fellow mirror hater
family's fucked up like that
got dared to pair emotes with 5 comments in a row
replied to Blank's nightmares advice thread
don't go outside at night
it's not like it's too late to feel bad and do better anyway
do better, be better
guessed if someone giving advice about deleting emotions was Kuuha only to later realize it was actually Ras and lose it
wouldn't mind being vivisected as long as she's sewn back up
who's the best lay you've had here but didn't add her own answer
taught someone how to write a heart
first comment to are you happy with your team
what would you do if someone you knew showed up here: lol 2 late
is it so bad to love them and be with them without being with them?
ARES FOR BEST ASS
hobbies: brawling, dancing, training
instruments?
public sins list:
it's all public info anyway
cosigned
hey man you take nice things where you can get them
SOLOMON:
the thread everyone already realized was obviously Solomon
I've always thought about it.
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Zephyr/Hiyori
Oops, wasn't Saber
This seems rude
I'm sorry.
You don't have to be lonely
Setsuna's compliment
Saber's compliment
Kuuha's compliment
Breeze's compliment
Isuzu's compliment
Bakugou's compliment
Lyric's compliment
Saihara's compliment
Giovanni's compliment
You can't just stop
Fill your life with other things
Things that I miss
Work for stay
Offering the chapel
Stans for Satans
How are people jealous of you
Fwiw
And what do you propose we should do
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Bakugou
At least fucking say my name
Accidentally posted his top 5 hottest people in the wrong header
Indignant about people putting him in the top 5, part 1
indignant about people putting him in the top 5, part 2
indignant about people putting him in the top 5, part 3
What's wrong with Kira?
What do you mean
Wait what the fuck
Do you trust the Arbiters and do you believe you'll return to life
no
Don't trust these shits
Who has the biggest Dick in forest
Not Deku
Top 5 people who need to chill
I'll hear you out
Think most people were too distracted by the fucking gore to give a shit about the actual crimes or whatever.
List of people to fuck
Maybe I'll give ya a call
Fuck of Blank part 1 of 70000
Cannibalism is fucking disgusting
Compliments:
HE ALSO DROPPED HIS OWN NAME BECAUSE HE WAS CURIOUS
Kira
Kuuha
80H
Blank
Deku, was the one who dropped his name in the first place
Tsunning out
Robin
Reigen
Zephyr
You're already creepy
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH EXISTENTIAL DREAD
Hang in there to spite the arbiters
Not much to do beside sex
Oh no people are being decent
BUT HOW DO YOU PUT YOURSELF ON THE DATING MARKET
How do you handle unwanted romantic attention? beat the shit out of 'em
Truth or dare gone wrong
WE'LL FUCKING CRUSH YOU tho there are some answers that aren't him
Best lays you've had
People who need to date already:
It ain't happening
Outing himself
Romance advice by Bakugou Katsuki
They probably just don't give a shit
Deku's got a nice ass, plus the trainwreck after
Everyone really needed this fucking list
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have you tried being less of a fuckass
FUCKED UP!!!!
how do we know if we're actually dead tho
dicku. (yes she responded to herself)
Wanna head down to bone town?
you fuckers I am BAD
GIVE HER INTERNET PLS PLX
i'm homesick so let me have sex I mean ruin everything, whoops
#yolo
[COMPLIMENTS] literally every comment that gave someone a number rating, except breeze's which was just 'cool guy I guess'
[Help!] The Boy I Like Won’t Respond to My Silent Screaming (´・ω・`)
Those People
she's so glad people actually did the meme
seriously how do you fail to corrupt a minor, with demon powers
I chose to be like this, so it's fine.
crushing depression isn't softness
DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT KATSUKI HAS FRIENDS WITH CRUSHES
start a bingo for all those things saber said that she agreed with
i told secrets to my dog because he's cute
so's dying
anyways ok lets pretend I dont know who you are
delete them
stop thinking and also feeling
don't report anything illegal
fucking duh
the old you is dead!
>he thinks I can't use people for sex
healed by your huge tid
ASS AVALANCHE
I heard you were planning on leaving and you didn't think that I would hear it
i can help!
normalcy is cute when it's psychopaths
we won't lose
quiet time, murder, sex
be yourself but cute and happy
a fake you is still you
lmf
we don't need your sympathy
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https://aforestdark-rp.dreamwidth.org/115994.html?thread=91889946#cmt91889946 <- it also a saihara
https://aforestdark-rp.dreamwidth.org/115994.html?thread=91710234#cmt91710234 <- internet QQ
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You should've said something sooner!
Sounds fake.
hi im boring
everyone on asphodel has eyebrows
guess this is impossible that's fine he can also just die
just ignore your emotions it's not that hard jfc
delete this
Azazel | Larkspur
who's this fucko going by "Morning Star" meet him in the pit
ELAINE
CHOCOLATE:
- it's not like I'm always talking
- top five hottest with herself as a deflection. no particular order + the annoying asphodel was yvain
- you can kill arbiters so who cares if they're trustworthy
- posted the FAQ
- don't hope to degrade
- please be quiet
- biting is a good place to start
compliments
- posted the threads for kuuha, echo, 80H, arjuna, breeze, dark (deflection), and rin, but only commented to her teammates': kuuha and arjuna are pretty obvious but this was rin's. which is also a little obvious I guess
- replied to her own compliment thread
- ask him on a date??
- nvm I'm tired of talking about love actually + a definition of what love means
- Leave Sakura alone.
- I'm scared.
- explaining how servants work
- learned to heal recently
- I love my team but wish we were closer
- I'd rather they didn't.
- I need advice.
- I'm trying not to be.
- all like two of her hobbies, one of which is barely a hobby
- can confirm corruption is bad for your mood
- I'm emotionally unstable.
- no posting people's sins is unnecessary by my standards too actually
VANILLA:
- positively soporific
- no one cares about your self-flagellation
- I know everyone on asphodel is annoying but their satan is really plain idk how else to describe him + he'd be better looking if he didn't have a shape
- creep lmao
- an 80H, which represents the difference between her bust and ribcage
- what does yandere mean
- my ass is the best ass in forest.
- that literally wasn't me but awesome job continuing to not care
Setsuna because I was too lazy to play Elys
Maybe stop killing!
You're the asshole that did this
I get the feeling you're trying to tell us something
If you're thinking about it, I'd say you're into it
Kira's compliment
Saber's compliment
Zephyr's compliment
Gio's compliment
It sucks but it would probably suck more if that feeling went away
Already happened
How do you know you're not normal now?
Every wonder who you'll be when you lose everything
GUESS WHICH ONE HE IS HERE
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Also, this was Katou.
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Delphi/Aoko
somebody complimented her, oh no
complimenting leo
'''complimenting''' deku
trying to help
what would you do?
hobbies tho
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