SRS POLL well actually it's not but

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I was informed that I could be a filthy human being and conduct polling that is just a thinly-veiled excuse to encourage everyone to essay about their characters. As an easy opener:

What Hogwarts house would your characters be sorted into? There's even a handy quiz of all the questions from Pottermore if you're stuck.

And now there's an open AU thread for shits and giggles because why not.